ontheclearestofnights:

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) || The Proclaimers

(Source: therealfangirl)

grace-from-dogville:

"Serpens" by Guido Mocafico

"I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius."

(Source: alison-hendrix)

izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam!

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

wonla:

keskushermosto:

minun anakondani

minun anakondani

minun anakondani ei halua

jos sinulla ei ole sämpylöitä

hunaja

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nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

fight like a girl

(Source: atwellling)

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist)

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

(Source: owlturdcomix)