I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) || The Proclaimers
"Serpens" by Guido Mocafico
"I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes, I’m a genius."
Alex, Clover, and Sam!
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
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